playing video games
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
thedorkmistress: effieescort: hawthorny: iwillalwayslovethefool: Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin. Friendly reminder that even bacteria have sex and you don’t. Friendly reminder that bacteria are asexual and use binary fission to reproduce. They don’t have sex.
untilyoubelieve716: sassy-gay-jake-english: daydreamdryad: have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought wow how did i get so lucky yeah cant.stop.laugh.omg.lmfao.